The most updated version of all is on http://christianlaumark.dk/PlanetLife/ .. It has more than the iOS version at least, and way more than the itch version.
Help, I can't find anymore the person/location selling the update (for 10k stardust) to be able to obtain legendary Jerks, I visited every person/location twice, it seems to have disappear
amazing game i just beat derekulus x on my own planet but i dont know what to do with my worm cubes and i also maxed out my jerks on burgluron but cant beat the derricks on derekulus x or jack so im kinda stuck
If you mean ascending, that is a thing in the game, if you complete it. But play it here: http://christianlaumark.dk/PlanetLife/ It's the most recent version, and it's waaaay cooler :)
hi im 10 years old and im a brazilian, i found a bug while in the 3 acenncion:i was into my surface then i goed to space and the explore(asteroid) button was duplicated!
in chapter 3 if your going to update it some more can you make it to where we can upgrade our core by a lot more because it is almost impossible to beat the derekulan planet with just 3000
Really love your game. Watched CaptainSauce play the first Chapter and I couldnt resist checking this out.
I problem im experienceing is that Derek isnt showing up anywhere after I defeated him and took the Coco stardust. I may have missed something, but I cant go back, and I need to know!!! Please help.
nvm, i found out what happened. you go to jack and no matter what u win with the fight because of the coco stardust. though, should derek have been in the jerk club after giving the coco star?
I used google. The dog says:1. Is in English 2. It's so hot. Can't you get me a cloth? 2. I once ate a whole shell. It tasted of pancakes. 3.Hey skipper! Why don't you fetch me a cold beer? We could also share an Ice Cream now that you're in the process. 4. Shit in your pocket is better than cheese with grain. You are sure those were wise words. 5. Arh, I'm looking forward to coming to town tonight. You have an urge to ask him why, but you don't want to start an argument. 6. Is in English. 7. Is in English (He tries to fetch but fails).
This is Translated using a thought process and some weird Danish. Number three was quite confusing...
Hi. For some reason, the game (not on itchio, but on the official site thing) won't let me upgrade the core beyond 2950. The button thing just isn't there. It's gone. This also happens with the wood and cocoa generator (before it can get to 100, the upgrade button disappears). Normally, I would assume it's the maximum, but since Jack (the sun) can do at least 3,000 damage, I pretty sure it's not.
Yes. It is the max, but here's the solution: it doesn't matter how much stardust you have. This is on purpose so you have to get coco-infused stardust from Derek in the jerk club. As soon as jack eats any of your stardust, he dies even if you run out of stardust.
it would be a nice touch if we got some kind of reward when we finished a turn with action points left over, like for every action left over when you end your turn, you can either deal 50-200 damage or bake 50-200 muffins
Am I missing the materials for Brets "own" idea? Because i now have had over 10k of everything except space rings, stardust, and lollipops, which i still have gotten a lot of. Mom come pick me up I'm scared.
Oh no. You got the bug as well :/ There is something wrong with people that has a savegame from the previous version of the game. Did you play it when it was just chapter 1 & 2? To fix it you can restart the game, and use the cheat (pinned in the Planet Life discord channel) to get to the Burgulon chapter and start from there. Really sorry for trouble
Legendary jerks would rock, indeed since I've been walking around with over 100 jerks, reducing my team is going to be hard, so it'd be nice to have some uba replacements.
In particular, I notice that the derek's appitite for stardust sometimes goes down and sometimes not when you feed them more muffins, but tends to increase during the fight. It'd be cool if say there was an ability that made the increase in derek appitite smaller.
You could also consider some upgrades for jerk squad size limit too, if it's now going to be limited.
I'm still at the moment grinding up resources for jerk upgrades, and am only on 6 out of the final 21 derekunians, and that's quite aside from all the super high stats on the derek summoner to work towards.
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What does Sweatson say? I tried to do google translate but i accidentally deleted it. Something about pancakes and beer?
It's Danish ;) Ask you Danish friends
question...
does this game save on web?
update: i pinned this and it has saved
how do you play the downloaded version on pc
You open it in a browser? The index.html file that is
Hi.
In this topic: https://forum.audiogames.net/topic/33117/planet-life-now-updated-with-a-third-ch... over on audiogames.net, it was recently mentioned that the Android version of the game got more updates and collectables.
Is this content also in the web version, because, well if so, just another reason for a third playthrough from me.
Btw, silly Itch.io does not recognise bb code.
The most updated version of all is on http://christianlaumark.dk/PlanetLife/ .. It has more than the iOS version at least, and way more than the itch version.
ummm, Noticed any strange numbers?
no strange numbers.....
sleepy derek with 3k (probably from muffin oven)
50 ready jerks (how)
Help, I can't find anymore the person/location selling the update (for 10k stardust) to be able to obtain legendary Jerks, I visited every person/location twice, it seems to have disappear
its beanie
you can get unlimited jerk actions if just get a deck full of jugglers
Here is my infinite combo:
nice
best game ever rating 5 star. although only can play one time. playing it again get more and more boring :(
amazing game i just beat derekulus x on my own planet but i dont know what to do with my worm cubes and i also maxed out my jerks on burgluron but cant beat the derricks on derekulus x or jack so im kinda stuck
Hey! Glad you like the game :)
You can join our Discord to get some strategy tips. There are a lot of professional jerk handlers in there
do you know what i do with my worm cubes?
Yes.. You won't need them yet. You will know when
Great Game, 4.5 out of 5! Would be 5 out of five if it would save :(
Although I’ve only played it in browser it might save in download version, so don’t take this seriously, amazing game though
It's safer to play on http://christianlaumark.dk/PlanetLife/
Sometimes itch removes the save :/
i want a'' play all the slots'' option so its is more easy to beat chapter two!
that danned 50 ghots...i beat derekkulus x and im 9 years old im not joking
heres proof and im sorry i beat this game on raspberry pi and im not suppose to email the dev because my parent probably
Mathman, you're a champ! Well done on reaching the Hall :)
And super cool that you could play it on the Raspberry Pi
sorry for the late thanks but thanks
could you make derek not cuss plz?
wat?
crede, why the endless coco dungeon already was here and when i buyed it the button just dulplicated?
Hmm.. That doesn't sound too good. Could you send a screenshot and savegame?
SORRY,BUT MY SISTER PROBLABLY WONT GAVE THE THE PERMISSION,BUT IWILL DO MY BEST,I PROMISSE(why i was on caps lock mode?)
dang my luck man, im so lucky, now i just need to wait
youshoud check the codde,because i found TWO bugs about buttons dulplicating and also i want a transcend option
If you mean ascending, that is a thing in the game, if you complete it.
But play it here: http://christianlaumark.dk/PlanetLife/
It's the most recent version, and it's waaaay cooler :)
no, i mean TRANSCEND, and i know that b there a ascensd option,you dont checked my other comentarys? also im now on the third chapter so... problems
edit: i mean problems with the chapter, but i will try to get the bug again so i can contact to yu with a screen shot
pls make the itch have that update about the time club and the time closet,etc
crede, i want a transced option!
hi im 10 years old and im a brazilian, i found a bug while in the 3 acenncion:i was into my surface then i goed to space and the explore(asteroid) button was duplicated!
hello im 9 year old and i start all over by remouldin but i didnt get the timeranium is this a bug or i just export this straight up to chapter 3
in chapter 3 if your going to update it some more can you make it to where we can upgrade our core by a lot more because it is almost impossible to beat the derekulan planet with just 3000
My coco core vanished & derek vanished too so I can't beat jack! Is there a way to get it back??
Can you send over your savegame? That sounds like a tough bug
i dunno where to buy ghosts, or where to get them:(
Hey :) Space Ben sells some ghosts
I bought them all up from him, is this a bug or can i get them somewhere else?
Oh.. Do you still have any left?
Go to the Space phone and buy a phone coin for a ghost. Then call the first number
How do you make Derek nuclear?
What have you heard? :P
Don't play dumb with me, I had it happen on an older game.
strange characters but really awesome game
hey Crede the game is really amazing! But i think i ran into a bug or broke the game. I cant progress with Jack and my coco core is gone :')
Oh.. That's probably a bug. Send the savegame to my email christianlaumark@gmail.com and I'll fix it right up for you :)
thanks much, sorry for the late reply :)
LOL a the storyline so hypocritical
😂😂😂
can you keep the old music or both?
such as when the new music finishes the old one plays
Hey Crede!
Really love your game. Watched CaptainSauce play the first Chapter and I couldnt resist checking this out.
I problem im experienceing is that Derek isnt showing up anywhere after I defeated him and took the Coco stardust. I may have missed something, but I cant go back, and I need to know!!! Please help.
Again, thanks for this amazing game.
Thanks! R.D :) Really glad you like it!
Derek should be in the Jerk Club after you have defeated him. Can you find him there?
nvm, i found out what happened. you go to jack and no matter what u win with the fight because of the coco stardust. though, should derek have been in the jerk club after giving the coco star?
Ah no. That worked as it should :)
Same for me even same yt
I can't buy the wood synthesizer (chapter 3) even though I have more than enough gold, can someone tell me what the price for it is?
Edit: darkempathy already asked this so I'm sorry if I missed a reply.
Export your save and play it here: http://christianlaumark.dk/PlanetLife/ I think there could still be some issues on that site you are playing on
OK, thank you.
I used google. The dog says:1. Is in English 2. It's so hot. Can't you get me a cloth? 2. I once ate a whole shell. It tasted of pancakes. 3.Hey skipper! Why don't you fetch me a cold beer? We could also share an Ice Cream now that you're in the process. 4. Shit in your pocket is better than cheese with grain. You are sure those were wise words. 5. Arh, I'm looking forward to coming to town tonight. You have an urge to ask him why, but you don't want to start an argument. 6. Is in English. 7. Is in English (He tries to fetch but fails).
This is Translated using a thought process and some weird Danish. Number three was quite confusing...
Number 3 is more like "Hey Skipper! Won't you fetch me a cold beer?"
Got it! Thanks
it would be nice if we could get a sfx/music volume slider instead of just an on/off button.
actually, that is the max on all of those.
Yes. It is the max, but here's the solution: it doesn't matter how much stardust you have. This is on purpose so you have to get coco-infused stardust from Derek in the jerk club. As soon as jack eats any of your stardust, he dies even if you run out of stardust.
i dont know what to do next
Have you talked to Remouladin?
im on the burgrgendion thing burger planet
beat he game
it would be a nice touch if we got some kind of reward when we finished a turn with action points left over, like for every action left over when you end your turn, you can either deal 50-200 damage or bake 50-200 muffins
Am I missing the materials for Brets "own" idea? Because i now have had over 10k of everything except space rings, stardust, and lollipops, which i still have gotten a lot of. Mom come pick me up I'm scared.
Oh no. You got the bug as well :/ There is something wrong with people that has a savegame from the previous version of the game. Did you play it when it was just chapter 1 & 2?
To fix it you can restart the game, and use the cheat (pinned in the Planet Life discord channel) to get to the Burgulon chapter and start from there.
Really sorry for trouble
Vuelle! I got a fix for it. Could you get in touch with me on Discord, so I can help you out?
sure!
Welp, its finally over. You managed to create an idle game that never runs out of fun. Nice job.
I hope DanTDM plays this
More Games Please!
Could you also make a star life, sorta like planet life but your a star
Hi.
Legendary jerks would rock, indeed since I've been walking around with over 100 jerks, reducing my team is going to be hard, so it'd be nice to have some uba replacements.
In particular, I notice that the derek's appitite for stardust sometimes goes down and sometimes not when you feed them more muffins, but tends to increase during the fight. It'd be cool if say there was an ability that made the increase in derek appitite smaller.
You could also consider some upgrades for jerk squad size limit too, if it's now going to be limited.
I'm still at the moment grinding up resources for jerk upgrades, and am only on 6 out of the final 21 derekunians, and that's quite aside from all the super high stats on the derek summoner to work towards.
Well, I know that Jerkinson Crusoe halves the enemy's stardust appetite, but only once.