I finally had enough stardust to get legendary jerks but when I went to buy one from beanie I didn't have enough rings and now I'm not given the option to buy any anymore :(
I eventually gave up on this game, the quizz not resuming where you failed eventually got me. Also the unnecessary animations and repeated buttons click make the grinding in dungeon tedious, even navigating the menus gets annoying after a while. IMHO, this gets too repetitive and needs shortcuts and faster gameplay. I would suggest playing kingdom of loathing to gather a few clues and pointer from their game design.
Other than those points, this is a nice game, you can tell the dev invested heart and effort to make it. fun and enjoyable experience if you can get over the point where it gets repetitive (dungeons, and navigating menus).
I found a bug. Whenever I go to Beanie for the first time, it won't let me click "Give 20 coco as a present" option. The option is there, but it's blacked out and I can't click it. I have well over 20 coco.
As a matter of fact I can't click anything. I will admit I went to console and did "goBurgulonSurface" to skip to Burgulon chapter. I only did it cause I had made it that far on coolmathgames.com. I actually beat the game once on cool math but I couldn't import the save so i just tried to jump forward to get a head start :p
It means that the text will go by faster. I figured this out when i turned it on and in the dungeon after you have Derek fight it doesn't have that "Derek?.. Derek?" page its only there when he dies
so i brute force beat jack, did that effect me ending the game? because ive beat all the dungeons and the hardest derek and ive finished everything except what im supposed to use the worm cores for? can some one steer me in the right direction i feel lost?
So, I found an infinite worm cube thing on the Coolmath version. I have no clue if it works here or on the most updated thing. Once you get Sweatson and go to normal planet, got to Remouladin. Whenyou go through the wormhole again, there will be a worm cube. I discovered he doesn't actually take the ghosts either, so you can just do it over and over. Its tedious because of the cutscenes, but it works. You can get a ton of them using this. Please either fix this, devs, or do whatever you want, I guess.
I think there's a bug with some of the jerks. For instance, the jerkromancer acts like a mean jerk, and the legendary cheating jerk acts like a snappy jerk baker or a frankesteins baker. The legendary jerk thrower just takes a jerk action and does nothing. Also, whenever I use one of those jerks, or what they act like, the inverse jerk will be drawn (i.e. when i use the jerkromancer, it spawns a mean jerk, and vice versa.) Another thing is that, when I use a jerkromancer, I can use it even if I have 0 jerk actions, but it takes away 2. I hope this wasn't too confusing.
Also, I don't know if this is a bug or what, but, after my save file got deleted once because cookies were cleared, (antivirus thing) I tried to export my save game so I wouldn't have to do it again. But when I try to click on the 'export save' button in settings, nothing happened. Is it because I'm on coolmath?
Yes CoolMath's export doesn't work for some reason. As for the jerks, I'm not sure what could be causing it.. Did you beat the game once and play it again?
I spent lots of hours grinding coco and wood to get my Derek to 10,000 health and strength. I complete the infinite monster dungeon and nothing cool happens. I decide to casually talk to Remouladin and go to Burgulon. Right before that, I see a new button, I click it and enter Derekulus X. After I finish the dungeon, I have two options:loot the room and enter the door. I choose to loot the room and get 3 worm cubes. Then when I try to open the door, it doesn't work.(edited)
Okay so, I didn’t spend any ghosts to buy phone coins for the ghost trade thing. And now I have bought Ben out of his stock of ghosts. I now realize my mistake and is there anyway to get a ghost? I already broke my workshop down so that won’t work.
Personally I was starting with "1 gold per sec." as chance of 30% and being rather chilled, so no upgrade for more amounts yet, I guess. Tending to focus on other ressources, e.g. wood or more valuable ones.
In my opinion Its wood poker, if you have about 20000 wood and you bet it all (on a sure win) Then you get like 200 lollipops and if anybody took the bet 20000 more wood allowing you to double the possible amount gained.
i'm a bit confused on how i'm supposed to beat the bent moon, im at the point where my jerks are fighting the moon but it just keeps saying that my team has been beaten up but they never give up and are ready to fight again and my only click option says "go go jerks" which just generates the same thing again and no matter how many times i click it nothing changes so i'm not sure how to win/get out of that cycle, am i missing something or doing something wrong?
I have been playing for a while now, and I got to the point where Derek gave me my cocoa core. I didn't know what the core did and then it disappeared and I don't know if it is important.
Ah, sorry to hear that. You can cheat to get back to that point:
Go to burger. Make him switch between chopping wood and mining gold for about 5 or 6 times until the 'yes?' broccoli button appears. Click it and go to settings (the cockwheel in the top right corner). Press the new Space farts button. This takes you to the Broccoli empire chapter.
I'm starting to understand fighting mechanics of the Jerks. One aspect however that has eluded my grasp are the Jerk Bakers, I tried testing them out on the Derekulians but it seems they just take the remaining stardust anyway. Is it the quantity of the muffins that screws me over? I don't know what I'm doing wrong :/
I'm really happy you're enjoying my game :) As far as I remember it has to do with Remouladin, but if you want in depth answers you should head to the Discord: https://discord.gg/3nCapx9
if you still haven't figured it out you need to go to beanies imagination and go to moulidan then keep giving him lollipops until you get the sunglasses
(btw im my opinion the easiest way to get lollipops is with the wooden poker in beanies imagination)
hi love the game i'm playing on the cool maths games version and i cant find anything to protect my eyes so i can get to jack please help me edit i've found it if you give mouliadan enough lollipops he will give them to you
Planet Life is a great game but I am stuck at the intergalactic ghost exchange. I think I understand how to use it but I am unable to use it. If I am not on impatient mode than it just shows a ghost and says the ghost predictions are in (briefly showing the chart and saying it reeks of opportunity every couple of seconds) but no way to actually buy or sell. If I am in impatient mode it shows the chart and the buttons, but only the top one (1 ghost for 3-22 stardust) and the back too space button, is on the screen and it updates too quickly for me to scroll down in time.
Otherwise the game is great.
Would like to know how too do the ghost exchange though and if I am just doing something wrong.
Saw the game this morning on coolmath games and I have been playing it all day.
I am playing on a laptop on the coolmath games site.
This is an issue I had with the coolmathgames version as well, that version is extremely sped up for some reason, which messes up the ghost exchange portion as well as completely speeding up the game progression. You may have to start over on a different platform since I also can't get the export savegame feature to work on coolmathgames. I'd reccomend the http://christianlaumark.dk/PlanetLife/ version, which seems to be the most stable and up-to date.
The most updated version of all is on http://christianlaumark.dk/PlanetLife/ .. It has more than the iOS version at least, and way more than the itch version.
Help, I can't find anymore the person/location selling the update (for 10k stardust) to be able to obtain legendary Jerks, I visited every person/location twice, it seems to have disappear
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Hold up
The version on itch might be bugged.
You can play the fully updated version here: https://christianlaumark.dk/PlanetLife/
well its been a long time since post something also any updates this year
You can play the fully updated version here: https://christianlaumark.dk/PlanetLife/
I finally had enough stardust to get legendary jerks but when I went to buy one from beanie I didn't have enough rings and now I'm not given the option to buy any anymore :(
THE FREINDS HOUSE IS ACTUALLY YOSHI"S EGG LOL
It totally is!
What are the ghosts for? I have 2 but don't know what they do.
You will need them soon enough :)
Anyone bored after beating the game twice? I'm on my third run and I almost don't wanna play anymore.
I eventually gave up on this game, the quizz not resuming where you failed eventually got me. Also the unnecessary animations and repeated buttons click make the grinding in dungeon tedious, even navigating the menus gets annoying after a while.
IMHO, this gets too repetitive and needs shortcuts and faster gameplay.
I would suggest playing kingdom of loathing to gather a few clues and pointer from their game design.
Other than those points, this is a nice game, you can tell the dev invested heart and effort to make it. fun and enjoyable experience if you can get over the point where it gets repetitive (dungeons, and navigating menus).
Try impatient mode :) It speeds things up a bit.
itchitchhy This game already have shortcuts
I found a bug. Whenever I go to Beanie for the first time, it won't let me click "Give 20 coco as a present" option. The option is there, but it's blacked out and I can't click it. I have well over 20 coco.
As a matter of fact I can't click anything. I will admit I went to console and did "goBurgulonSurface" to skip to Burgulon chapter. I only did it cause I had made it that far on coolmathgames.com. I actually beat the game once on cool math but I couldn't import the save so i just tried to jump forward to get a head start :p
LMAO
what does impateint mode mean??? because i cant figure out the difference
It means that the text will go by faster. I figured this out when i turned it on and in the dungeon after you have Derek fight it doesn't have that "Derek?.. Derek?" page its only there when he dies
oh thank you
so i brute force beat jack, did that effect me ending the game? because ive beat all the dungeons and the hardest derek and ive finished everything except what im supposed to use the worm cores for? can some one steer me in the right direction i feel lost?
Have you met the worm god yet
I made an account to report this
So, I found an infinite worm cube thing on the Coolmath version. I have no clue if it works here or on the most updated thing. Once you get Sweatson and go to normal planet, got to Remouladin. Whenyou go through the wormhole again, there will be a worm cube. I discovered he doesn't actually take the ghosts either, so you can just do it over and over. Its tedious because of the cutscenes, but it works. You can get a ton of them using this. Please either fix this, devs, or do whatever you want, I guess.
Thanks! I will take a look at it :)
I think there's a bug with some of the jerks. For instance, the jerkromancer acts like a mean jerk, and the legendary cheating jerk acts like a snappy jerk baker or a frankesteins baker. The legendary jerk thrower just takes a jerk action and does nothing. Also, whenever I use one of those jerks, or what they act like, the inverse jerk will be drawn (i.e. when i use the jerkromancer, it spawns a mean jerk, and vice versa.) Another thing is that, when I use a jerkromancer, I can use it even if I have 0 jerk actions, but it takes away 2. I hope this wasn't too confusing.
Also, I don't know if this is a bug or what, but, after my save file got deleted once because cookies were cleared, (antivirus thing) I tried to export my save game so I wouldn't have to do it again. But when I try to click on the 'export save' button in settings, nothing happened. Is it because I'm on coolmath?
Yes CoolMath's export doesn't work for some reason.
As for the jerks, I'm not sure what could be causing it.. Did you beat the game once and play it again?
I spent lots of hours grinding coco and wood to get my Derek to 10,000 health and strength. I complete the infinite monster dungeon and nothing cool happens. I decide to casually talk to Remouladin and go to Burgulon. Right before that, I see a new button, I click it and enter Derekulus X. After I finish the dungeon, I have two options:loot the room and enter the door. I choose to loot the room and get 3 worm cubes. Then when I try to open the door, it doesn't work.(edited)
The door leads to here :) It doesn't work on Coolmath if that's where you were playing
http://christianlaumark.dk/HallOfDerek/
Okay so, I didn’t spend any ghosts to buy phone coins for the ghost trade thing. And now I have bought Ben out of his stock of ghosts. I now realize my mistake and is there anyway to get a ghost? I already broke my workshop down so that won’t work.
Follow this guide and you get 10 new ghosts!
Just right click on the window and then click inspect
What is the best way to get gold as Burger
Personally I was starting with "1 gold per sec." as chance of 30% and being rather chilled, so no upgrade for more amounts yet, I guess. Tending to focus on other ressources, e.g. wood or more valuable ones.
whats the best way to get lollipops?
in my opinion, it's taking the gnomes into the dungeons, after you get out of them the gnome you took will give you lollipops
In my opinion Its wood poker, if you have about 20000 wood and you bet it all (on a sure win) Then you get like 200 lollipops and if anybody took the bet 20000 more wood allowing you to double the possible amount gained.
i'm a bit confused on how i'm supposed to beat the bent moon, im at the point where my jerks are fighting the moon but it just keeps saying that my team has been beaten up but they never give up and are ready to fight again and my only click option says "go go jerks" which just generates the same thing again and no matter how many times i click it nothing changes so i'm not sure how to win/get out of that cycle, am i missing something or doing something wrong?
you need to refresh the page and go talk to bret to create a team of jerks
thanks!
probably my favorite game ever.
Woooooow! :D Thanks!
Hey man I was wondering how to open my jerk cans when I bought them with my resources
They should open right when you buy them?
what do ghosts do?
You will need them for several things. Did you figure it out?
I have been playing for a while now, and I got to the point where Derek gave me my cocoa core. I didn't know what the core did and then it disappeared and I don't know if it is important.
Did you use it on Jack?
Personaly, I think you should lower the Worm God's friend requirement to 5. But other than that 10/10
6 = ALL friends avaliable
The game is fun btw
It didnt save on the browser for me ):
I was on the broccoli planet
Ah, sorry to hear that. You can cheat to get back to that point:
Go to burger. Make him switch between chopping wood and mining gold for about 5 or 6 times until the 'yes?' broccoli button appears. Click it and go to settings (the cockwheel in the top right corner).
Press the new Space farts button. This takes you to the Broccoli empire chapter.
thanks
I'm starting to understand fighting mechanics of the Jerks. One aspect however that has eluded my grasp are the Jerk Bakers, I tried testing them out on the Derekulians but it seems they just take the remaining stardust anyway. Is it the quantity of the muffins that screws me over? I don't know what I'm doing wrong :/
I would recommend you go to the Discord. They know everything about how to put together the perfect jerk team:
https://discord.gg/3nCapx9
Hey i am having trouble finding the sunglasses to talk to jack any advice?
This is such a good game btw spent most of my school day doing this!
I'm really happy you're enjoying my game :)
As far as I remember it has to do with Remouladin, but if you want in depth answers you should head to the Discord: https://discord.gg/3nCapx9
if you still haven't figured it out you need to go to beanies imagination and go to moulidan then keep giving him lollipops until you get the sunglasses
(btw im my opinion the easiest way to get lollipops is with the wooden poker in beanies imagination)
hi love the game i'm playing on the cool maths games version and i cant find anything to protect my eyes so i can get to jack please help me edit i've found it if you give mouliadan enough lollipops he will give them to you
Join the Discord to get some tips :)
https://discord.gg/3nCapx9
thanks a bunch
Planet Life is a great game but I am stuck at the intergalactic ghost exchange. I think I understand how to use it but I am unable to use it. If I am not on impatient mode than it just shows a ghost and says the ghost predictions are in (briefly showing the chart and saying it reeks of opportunity every couple of seconds) but no way to actually buy or sell. If I am in impatient mode it shows the chart and the buttons, but only the top one (1 ghost for 3-22 stardust) and the back too space button, is on the screen and it updates too quickly for me to scroll down in time.
Otherwise the game is great.
Would like to know how too do the ghost exchange though and if I am just doing something wrong.
Saw the game this morning on coolmath games and I have been playing it all day.
I am playing on a laptop on the coolmath games site.
This is an issue I had with the coolmathgames version as well, that version is extremely sped up for some reason, which messes up the ghost exchange portion as well as completely speeding up the game progression. You may have to start over on a different platform since I also can't get the export savegame feature to work on coolmathgames. I'd reccomend the http://christianlaumark.dk/PlanetLife/ version, which seems to be the most stable and up-to date.
It's strange, because I tried it on cool math, and the speed was fine. A little faster, but not so fast as to ruin the ghost exchange
Hmm.. That sounds weird. I will check it out.
I recommend you play it on http://christianlaumark.dk/PlanetLife/ for the best experience though.
how do I get the infinite dungeon
Join the Discord to get some tips :)
https://discord.gg/3nCapx9
What does Sweatson say? I tried to do google translate but i accidentally deleted it. Something about pancakes and beer?
It's Danish ;) Ask you Danish friends
question...
does this game save on web?
update: i pinned this and it has saved
how do you play the downloaded version on pc
You open it in a browser? The index.html file that is
Hi.
In this topic: https://forum.audiogames.net/topic/33117/planet-life-now-updated-with-a-third-ch... over on audiogames.net, it was recently mentioned that the Android version of the game got more updates and collectables.
Is this content also in the web version, because, well if so, just another reason for a third playthrough from me.
Btw, silly Itch.io does not recognise bb code.
The most updated version of all is on http://christianlaumark.dk/PlanetLife/ .. It has more than the iOS version at least, and way more than the itch version.
ummm, Noticed any strange numbers?
no strange numbers.....
sleepy derek with 3k (probably from muffin oven)
50 ready jerks (how)
Help, I can't find anymore the person/location selling the update (for 10k stardust) to be able to obtain legendary Jerks, I visited every person/location twice, it seems to have disappear
its beanie